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allan woodward
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New Subject.

The old one is closed and gone to bed
I am trying  to think of another instead.
Its not easy to come up trumps,
its giving my head enormous thumps.
Today I played a round of golf,
Off with the brakes for really big stakes.
Money, I can here the yelps,
Not us, we play for the town hall steps.

Ron I used to play at Bridgenorth.
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Ron Johnston
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FOUR!

I see you there making a stand
A three wood in your hand.
You wait your turn to hit the ball
and FOUR! you need not call.
Cos when your ball lands on the green
Your talent we’d all have seen.
The critics mouths you will have shut
when in the hole, your ball you putt.


Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else!
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allan woodward
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Maybe I should try some pool,
at that game I am pretty cool.
To pot the rack is no big deal,
taking money is quite a steal.

Today is our election day,             maybe I will go and have my say.
On second thoughts I will stay away,
Im off to the course to practise my play.

The sun is shining its getting hot,
we are lucky for what weve got,
I will get off and do my training,
best be quick before it starts raining.

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allan woodward
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We have had our election day,
all the people have had their say.
Now why should England tremble,
when weve got this great ensemble.
There is Wee Willy Winky,
He has a little twinky.
He is the Deputy Dog,
and living high just like a hog.
Then we have our Gordon Brown,
whose taxes fairly grind us down.
Not forgetting Peter Reid.
the Police they say have found some weed.
Virginia of the NHS there you have a ruddy mess,
She claims the best year yet,
thats a statement She may regret.
Bring on Clark, the one who kept us in the dark,
Letting crims loose on our street,
appears to be his only feat.
Tonies started a brand new shuffle,
it will be a right kerfuffle.
Same old faces, same old names,
they will carry on their crazy games.
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allan woodward
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What has Prescott got to do
to feel the toe of Tonies shoe.
He came out quite complete
then he took his stately seat.
Riding with him was a blonde,
of which I hear He is quite fond.
I was quite certain He would go,
and not be part of the new show.
Life gives you a belly kick,
this one makes me feel quite sick.


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