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Ron Johnston
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OK you guys, I’ve been
To Olympic Park in Sydney
where, Mick Jagger I have seen
and I tell you, he impressed me

They say he is in his sixties
but I say, you wouldnt know
He is just so light and nifty
He can sure put on a show

I am glad we finally ventured
and to his concert we did go
because I had never ever bothered
now I know, its a jolly great show.

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12/04/2006 02:34:57

Ron Johnston
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Quoting: allan woodward
With both feet, in I went,
sorted the "spanish", a non event,
never mind the line of trucks,
or the cows and sheep and ducks,
in second place I found I was,
beaten by the bard of Oz.

I’m glad you jumped in feet first
You’re welcome to this game
For rhymes we have a big thirst
so join in and earn some fame.

We’re trying hard to do that
Earn some kind of fame I mean
So put on the old thinking hat
and see what you can dream

I know that you can make it
you’ve got humour and good wit
So it should not be that very hard
cos your name is Allan Woodward.

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12/04/2006 03:06:14

allan woodward
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Hi Ron,
Woodward rhymes with board
though many find it hard,
they say my name to rhyme with bard
never mind it matters not
it will do its all Ive got.

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12/04/2006 08:45:12

Ron Johnston
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If your name rhymes with board
That’s just like, the old Henry,
his invention all could afford
and he beat them all profoundly.
I refer of course to Ford.

He did take it really far
you know, I mean the motor car
I do wish I could afford
something better than his Ford.

If I had a lot of dosh
I would buy me something posh
some thing that has lots of curry
and there, would get me in a hurry

I am saving all my dollars
so I’d buy some fancy car
I dont care for shades and colours
So I will buy a Jaguar.

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13/04/2006 02:06:27

allan woodward
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Off the Cuff

This is getting out of hand,
thought Id join, the rhyming band,
come on Gilli wheres you gone,
it seems to be, just me and Ron.

My brain is dying on its feet
trying hard to just compete,
subscibing to this thread
is playing havoc with my head.

Now they are knocking at my door
there seems to be, five or more
my god they are wearing white
im not moving, im sitting tight.

Its very quiet in this cell
maybe if I ring the bell
Now there kicking up a racket
its not my fault, its this tight jacket.

They say im not Henry Ford
my name they say is A Woodward
has I said its out of hand
I might join a safer band.

Mind you its knocking up my score
it might double three times or more
three plus years to get this far
now im writing for a star. finis.

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13/04/2006 08:33:10

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