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very wise words .... if only we could all caary them through life.

Sheila B aka Jinxy.... 'If it aint broke dont fix it'.
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I agree with you Sheila.  But we can try can’t we?  We are only human after all.
The thread has produced some beauties hasn’t it.  This I think will be my last, not literally...I hope!  I actually sent this to a member a little while ago as he seems to have acheived this.

To laugh often and much.
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children.

To earn the appreciation of honest critics, and endure the betrayal of false friends.
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others.

To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition.
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
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Happened upon this funny one!!

The Bane Of Pain

by Tim Chambers

I lay in bed, I thought ’twas dead
But for the pain, I can’t explain
The pounding dread, within my head
Why won’t it wane, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling
O’ curse the bane, of toothache pain
I’d be killing, if God’s willing
To cease refrain of molar’s pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain
It will alleve, I must believe
Or will abstain, from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud
Down on my knees, O’ help me please
To God I vowed, if he allowed
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife
Quit whining dear, or I do fear
I’ll get a knife, to end your life
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation
But then I see, it came to me
Inspiration, jubilation
Tylenol three, O’ come to me.

I took the pill, and downed with swill
Pain’s vacation, pure elation
It fit the bill, the blessed pill
Transcend dental medication.


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sheila ormiston
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Quoting: Ray McWilliams
Happened upon this funny one!!

The Bane Of Pain

by Tim Chambers

I lay in bed, I thought ’twas dead
But for the pain, I can’t explain
The pounding dread, within my head
Why won’t it wane, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling
O’ curse the bane, of toothache pain
I’d be killing, if God’s willing
To cease refrain of molar’s pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain
It will alleve, I must believe
Or will abstain, from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud
Down on my knees, O’ help me please
To God I vowed, if he allowed
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife
Quit whining dear, or I do fear
I’ll get a knife, to end your life
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation
But then I see, it came to me
Inspiration, jubilation
Tylenol three, O’ come to me.

I took the pill, and downed with swill
Pain’s vacation, pure elation
It fit the bill, the blessed pill
Transcend dental medication.





Is that available on prescription Ray?
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sheila ormiston
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Since Ray brought us back to earth from the ethereal plain we’ve all been lifted to by the great poems submitted.
Can I be a bit frivilous.  I expect you’re all familiar with "Come into the garden Maud".  Well I pass that garden sometimes but only think of this alternative version.
 Come into the garden Maud,
 And don’t be so particular.
 If the grass is wet,
 We can do it perpendicular.
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