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Status: Offline | [QUOTE]Quoting: Ally Bell
[I]Ma Granny aye said, “thurs nithin as hard on weans as tha sun.” Am thinking thur’s mony’s a yin roon tha country haes fun thon oot iver tha past wheen o days. Fer A hae loast coont o tha number o scalded folk A hae seen waakin aroon tha toon.
Noo, gettin burnt no oanythin new. A hae mine o mony’s a rid neck fae getherin prootas as a wean. Bit thurs nae caa fer it noo. Tha chemist shaps ir fair hotchin wae bricht yella bottles guaranteed tae stap tha sin fae strippin tha hide o ye. Mind ye it aye struck mae as sorta odd that tha next shelf wus fill’d wae rows o pale blue bottles tae gae ye ease efter tha yella yins haenae worked.
I hae a notion that thon wee bottles ir gan tae git a workin this week as wae aa gether tae celebrate Her Majesty’s Jubilee. Mind ye if folk can git a howl o simthin blue, aa thon rid an white airms wavin aroon wull luk quare an patriotic .
Noo fer aa tha readers o ’ Fae tha pen o an Aul Han’ am gan tae let ye in on an oul Ulster-Scots secret that guarantees yin hunner percent prevention o sunburn on amaist ivery pairt o tha boady. This oul remedy haes bin hand’d doon fae generation tae generation in mae femly. Ma faither swore by it, an haes faither afore thon, an whiles a locth o folk ir gan tae doot ye whun ye tell thum whut ye hae learnt ye can lee bak an think o aa tha siller ye ir savin fae no haein tae buy oany o thon yella bottles. Ye see tha secret tae avoidin sunburn iz, keep yer claes on. Ay it micht soond far fetched tae oor modern waes o thinking bit if ye gae it a go I ken ye’ll bae pleased wae tha ootcum.
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