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John Richards
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry

No John, but I can turn wine into water!!!
Peel bananas? Why do you think I have a wife who makes the most delicious custard for me?

There you have hit the nail on the head, Rev. A custard fetish is a prerequisite of a bishopric. You cannot resist the call any longer.

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24/03/2012 15:32:46

Rev. Roger Perry
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Quoting: John Richards

There you have hit the nail on the head, Rev. A custard fetish is a prerequisite of a bishopric. You cannot resist the call any longer.

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Aha! This one is a Roman Catholic Cardinal..... I am a Wesleyan so it looks like there are a few reasons I won’t get the job.
Not C/E
I am a believer.
I am not a freemason
I don’t like dressing up in fancy dresses & silly hats.

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24/03/2012 22:05:24

John Richards
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry

Aha! This one is a Roman Catholic Cardinal..... I am a Wesleyan so it looks like there are a few reasons I won�t get the job.
Not C/E
I am a believer.
I am not a freemason
I don�t like dressing up in fancy dresses & silly hats.

I give you my unqualified support on that, Rev Roger, except for the last claim. As a genuine Cornish Wesleyan Methodist, I know that by tradition you should wear gaiters and ride a horse. There should also be a sign on every West Country pub stating - "Roger Perry stayed here".

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25/03/2012 11:03:54

John (scouse) Hirons
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry

Aha! This one is a Roman Catholic Cardinal..... I am a Wesleyan so it looks like there are a few reasons I won�t get the job.
Not C/E
I am a believer.
I am not a freemason
I don�t like dressing up in fancy dresses & silly hats.

Alright Rev Rog, The powers that be could live with you not being C of E; they could ignore your not being a Freemason, they would even accept you not wanting to wear the kit BUT the fact that you’re a believer rules you right out of the running.

A situation may be desperate but never serious

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25/03/2012 15:53:48

Rev. Roger Perry
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Quoting: John (scouse) Hirons

Alright Rev Rog, The powers that be could live with you not being C of E; they could ignore your not being a Freemason, they would even accept you not wanting to wear the kit BUT the fact that you�re a believer rules you right out of the running.

Hallelluya brudders! I is safe! Now I can go back to walking on water etc.

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