|Rev. Roger Perry|
"noli me tangere"
Membership Level: Full
|The top job|
If by some miracle, I was given the job of ArchB, there would be some changes made.
1. The entry fees to our cathedrals would be dropped. I do not believe it right to get people to pay to enter a church.
2.Clergy would not wear ’costume’, so no more dressing up.
3. Dawn French would be ordained so she is a proper vicarette and would take over MP’s parish church where the communion would be chocolate wafers.
4. Anyone caught on TV blaspheming - like one J. Clarkson, would have to buy everyone on FR a pint of best bitter as his penance.
I am sure many more changed would be made.