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Pamela Forbes
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Quoting: John Richards
Big Jim stood looking at Olive through narrowed eyes. He thought- "I must remember to trim my eyebrows". Olive meant a lot to him, after all she had been Stick Insect of the Year in 1947. He swept her into his arms . . . . . . . .

Olive screamed!

"Jim, you big eedgit!" (she was a green olive

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"How many times have I warned you to be careful with that brush?

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Give a man an inch.........and he thinks he’s a ruler.

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09/03/2012 13:04:26

raymond hall
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do tell the tale

I awoke with a start! thank god I said it was all a nightmare brought on by drinking 3 bottles of chivas regal, but wait a moment ,this is not my bedroom,its not even my house! WHERE AM I/

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09/03/2012 13:18:07

john daly
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"You are our guest Tommy, would you like a cigarette?. I looked around the room, the Curtains were drawn but the furniture was real. A huge hulking brute of a man stood over me with a whip (and top). "Whats your pleasure Treasure" and i knew someone very unpleasant was about to happen...............

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09/03/2012 14:17:07

John (scouse) Hirons
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Quoting: john daly
"You are our guest Tommy, would you like a cigarette?. I looked around the room, the Curtains were drawn but the furniture was real. � A huge hulking brute of a man stood over me with a whip (and top). "Whats your pleasure Treasure" and i knew someone very unpleasant was about to happen...............

As the the brutish man was no other than Mike Pass & it was really him & not Owen that had the original idea things looked grim. Big Jim, being quick of mind, looked up & said.............

A situation may be desperate but never serious

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09/03/2012 14:28:33

Steve Greenwood
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......... with a lisp "Hello thailer. Ooh you ARE a big boy for your mum. Are you a Royal Marine? Come on, do tell........"

Live long and prosper

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