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Ally Bell
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to remember if it was blue bin day or brown bin day

did big jim give a sh*t.

no he said,it will be paddy,s day soon and we will all be up for it ,or what ever......

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09/03/2012 21:55:18

raymond hall
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do tell the tale

damm he said, I forgot it is thursday,[ recycling day] now I will have to keep all them empty booze bottles for another 2 weeks and the smell of rum is chronic but that is the only thing my mate roly drinks, I expect he got the habit from the RSL [retarded sailors lodge]crikey mate I must be in australia [hence roly]ow the eck did I get here? dont even remember getting on the plane,and how come ive wearing a wet suit and am carrying all these sticks of celery?

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09/03/2012 21:57:53

Rev. Roger Perry
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Do tell the tale

When a jobsworth from the local council came round and said: "you put out the wrong bin yesterday, so I’m fining you �200 "

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09/03/2012 23:03:01

Pamela Forbes
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"Wake up. Mr Croneshaw" said the dental nurse. "Your extractions are all done and you can put the stick of celery down now. You won’t be able to eat it until you get your new teeth fitted. Soft and mushy for you my lad!".....

Give a man an inch.........and he thinks he’s a ruler.

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09/03/2012 23:12:48

raymond hall
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ime getting a bit confused now,went back to this strange mobile home,had a good look round,very large kilt with very small sporan hanging on wall must belong to a cross dresser must not judge people by the way they dress[hallooo sailor]walls very damp and spots of mold appearing all over the place. not my problem,ime due to get married tommorow in uk how am i going to get there on time? walks into forest singing :ime getting married in the morning ding dong the bells are going to chime" oh no! here comes a brut of a man with a lisp whip,what shall I do?

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09/03/2012 23:16:35

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