|Rev. Roger Perry|
"noli me tangere"
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Quoting: Ray McWilliams
...a Trafalgar Square pigeon spiralling towards one of the Beefeaters and the pigeon, dead as a dodo, hit the Beefeater right on the.....
on the left foot. This was not too much of a problem as he was able to flip it onto his right foot and boot it over the wall right on top of Lizzies bag of chips. "Oh!" She said, "lookit wot I got!"
Big Jim was a bit peeved as he only had#a savaloy so he said....................