|Rev. Roger Perry|
"noli me tangere"
Membership Level: Full
Quoting: Pamela Forbes
Where, having told their story, they were told that if they were looking for the hound of the Baskervilles they would have to return over the border into Devon!
There they should seek out a Mr. and Mrs. Barrymore, who had several secrets to share. They were warned to take care though if the Barrymore sons should be around and advised not to take up Michael’s’ invitation to use the swimming pool.
They thanked their hosts and retired to a four poster bed. Lizzie didn’t like the posters so she took them all down and painted a nice muriel of Liverpool docks to remind her of home. Big Jim wasn’t so happy. He said that it brought to mind a nasty 4 letter word that he’d rather not hear.
"What’s that then?" said Liz
"Work" said Big Jim "come on, let’s get out of here before Sherlock and the Doctor want to use us for bait!"
So they climbed out of the window and.......
straight into the arms of Captain Mainwaring and his Homeguard platoon, all armed with the good old .303 Lee Enfield and pig sticker bayonets. "They don’t like it up ’em" quivered Cpl Jones.....