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....with a view to getting a job there cos he was told there was a lot of lying down involved. Lizzie liked the idea too, thinking she might.........


thinking she might meet Simon Cowell and go on the  X factor. As it turned out they slept through on the Bus and woke up Devon. Surrounded by Morris Dancers and drinking Cider they decided to........
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Rev. Roger Perry
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry
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....with a view to getting a job there cos he was told there was a lot of lying down involved. Lizzie liked the idea too, thinking she might.........


thinking she might meet Simon Cowell and go on the  X factor. As it turned out they slept through on the Bus and woke up Devon. Surrounded by Morris Dancers and drinking Cider they decided to........  [/I]


get a skin full of that delicious Devon cider before nipping over the border (Tamar) into the Kingdom of Cornwall for a real Cornish pasty or three. Just as they got to the first pasty shop...................
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get a skin full of that delicious Devon cider before nipping over the border (Tamar) into the Kingdom of Cornwall for a real Cornish pasty or three. Just as they got to the first pasty shop...................


pasty shop they met Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson coming out. Sherlock was first to speak"Well blow me down, its me old muckah Big Jimbo and his lovely" We are going on t’Moor to see if we can cop them there ’ounds  of t’ Baskervlle". The four of them piled into Mr. Patels Lada G.T. Taxi and off they went to stay the night at the Chateau In Much Flossing on the Marsh....
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Quoting: john daly
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry
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get a skin full of that delicious Devon cider before nipping over the border (Tamar) into the Kingdom of Cornwall for a real Cornish pasty or three. Just as they got to the first pasty shop...................


pasty shop they met Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson coming out. Sherlock was first to speak"Well blow me down, its me old muckah Big Jimbo and his lovely" We are going on t’Moor to see if we can cop them there ’ounds  of t’ Baskervlle". The four of them piled into Mr. Patels Lada G.T. Taxi and off they went to stay the night at the Chateau In Much Flossing on the Marsh.... [/I]



   Where, having told their story, they were told that if they were looking for the hound of the Baskervilles they would have to return over the border into Devon!
 There they should seek out a Mr. and Mrs. Barrymore, who had several secrets to share.  They were warned to take care though if the Barrymore sons should be around and advised not to take up Michael’s’ invitation to use the swimming pool.
  They thanked their hosts and retired to a four poster bed.  Lizzie didn’t like the posters so she took them all down and painted a nice muriel of Liverpool docks to remind her of home.   Big Jim wasn’t so happy. He said that it brought to mind a nasty 4 letter word that he’d rather not hear.
 "What’s that then?" said Liz
 "Work" said Big Jim "come on, let’s get out of here before Sherlock and the Doctor want to use us for bait!"
   So they climbed out of the window and.......



Give a man an inch.........and he thinks he’s a ruler.
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   Where, having told their story, they were told that if they were looking for the hound of the Baskervilles they would have to return over the border into Devon!
 There they should seek out a Mr. and Mrs. Barrymore, who had several secrets to share.  They were warned to take care though if the Barrymore sons should be around and advised not to take up Michael’s’ invitation to use the swimming pool.
  They thanked their hosts and retired to a four poster bed.  Lizzie didn’t like the posters so she took them all down and painted a nice muriel of Liverpool docks to remind her of home.   Big Jim wasn’t so happy. He said that it brought to mind a nasty 4 letter word that he’d rather not hear.
 "What’s that then?" said Liz
 "Work" said Big Jim "come on, let’s get out of here before Sherlock and the Doctor want to use us for bait!"
   So they climbed out of the window and.......





straight into the arms of Captain Mainwaring and his Homeguard platoon, all armed with the good old .303 Lee Enfield and pig sticker bayonets. "They don’t like it up ’em" quivered Cpl Jones.....
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