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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry


putting n a fair Irish accent asked for a whiskey Mac.
The barman said "d’ye tink oim a Scotsman woman?" To which she replied...................

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Quoting: john daly
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Quoting: Pamela Forbes
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   "Well!  Is that not a rather splendid sporran that you’re wearing?"

  "It is not." replied the barman, "I just forgot......


To say that i am going to a fancy dress party tonight. Iwear a pair of black shoes and a pair of black gloves, nothing else and go as the Five of Spades . Liz asked if Jim and her could go too but the Barman / woman said it really is only for Ladyboys. Just then JIm woke up...........


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and found himself in his own little bed in his own little home, not too far from the Mersey and as he put on his spectacles, he saw the famous Liverbirds across the river. It had#all bee n a dream, he thought as once again his head hit the.....................

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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry
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and found himself in his own little bed in his own little home, not too far from the Mersey and as he put on his spectacles, he saw the famous Liverbirds across the river. It had#all bee n a dream, he thought as once again his head hit the.....................


head hit the clenched fist if Lizzie, "Get ou t of that bed and get down to the Shops for something for Breakfast." Jim quickly dressed and went to Harrods Pound shop and as he walked in, to his surprise he saw..... [/I]

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our mate Scouse coming out with 24 cans of the strong stuff. "Is there any left"? BJ asked fearfully, as he eyed the...............