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Colin Hall
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Fed up with Masterchef

Cooking programmes are an instant turn-off for me.

It started with UK Master-chef. then the custard hit the fan and we had Master-chef Australia, Master-chef New Zealand, and now from Australia we have Junior Master-chef Australia, using ten-year-old kids!

I fully expect to see Superannuitant Master-chef, Gay Master-chef, Lesbians with Adopted Kids Master-chef,and possibly Zimbabwe Master-chef.

What with all these Masters and Jamie bloody Oliver on every channel saving schools, I’m all cheffed out.

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06/03/2012 02:35:48

Mike Pass
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hhmmm!!!!

Just wait until Black Country Masterchef...........then yow’ll see bostin’ fittle, ay it!

Damnant quod non intellegunt.

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06/03/2012 07:45:58

vicky codling nee bassett
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Fed up with masterchef

Yuou have missed out Celebrity Mastechef Colin.

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06/03/2012 08:40:25

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I’d rather watch a Tolstoy play in Urdu while being tortured by a superannuitant, bi-polar, gay amputee chef from Northern Siberia than watch another cooking programme!

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06/03/2012 08:43:16

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Mind you, Nigella can come and peel my spuds any time she likes...

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