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Mike Pass
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Hhhmmm!!!!

Have you fitted inflatable leg bands to the sheep then. or what???

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05/03/2012 10:42:58

John Richards
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Do the sheep have to remove their stockings and suspenders before climbing into the inflatable leg bands?

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05/03/2012 11:03:57

Mike Pass
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Hhhmmm!!!!

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Do the sheep have to remove their stockings and suspenders before climbing into the inflatable leg bands?

I would assume that, the sheep (being at the top of the food chain of Australasian amphibious quadrupeds) are not expected to don said attire of their own volition. Surely the inflatable units would be fitted by a properly trained and if necessary, supervised pneumatic engineer (someone with a lot of wind, innit?!).

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05/03/2012 11:46:12

John Richards
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Quoting: Mike Pass

I would assume that, the sheep (being at the top of the food chain of Australasian amphibious quadrupeds) are not expected to don said attire of their own volition. Surely the inflatable units would be fitted by a properly trained and if necessary, supervised pneumatic engineer (someone with a lot of wind, innit?!). �

It is to be hoped that this engineer would follow the correct procedure when carrying out the fitting, i.e. a glass of wine and some chocolates.

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05/03/2012 12:41:43

Mike Pass
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Hhmmm!!!!

This would be dependant upon whether or not said accoutrements (French pronunciation) �fell within the Health and Safety regime prescribed for the correct fitting of ovine buoyancy aids, innit!

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