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Quoting: Murray Whyte


You have to be proactive here.  As well as having Derri Boots two sizes bigger to accomodate all legs, you also need to smear the sensitive area with axle grease prior to the act.

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Quoting: John Richards
Without intending any offence to my favourite people north of the border, I have been led to believe that Scotsmen mumble when they are servicing sheep. This is not a speech defect, but simply because they have to hold the kilt up with their chin.

 

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Quoting: Mike Pass



Just to spoil the flow, you are both incorrect. Sarcasm is a ’genre’ consisting of a number of sub genres. Pathos, Hyperbole and Irony to name but three.

Don’t send loose coin as it falls out of the envelope!

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Quoting: John Raymond
Aye,the best solutions are always the simplest. I should point out that the victim of the wee beasties is my Border Collie, not I. Honest!

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