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So this is the official line up then. Five, that I have heard of.....FIVE!!!!!
This year’s contestants are as follows:
Charlene Tilton (Dallas star)
Corey Feldman (Hollywood actor)
Heidi Range (Sugababe)
Chesney Hawkes (singer)
Laila Morse (EastEnders actress)
Rosemary Conley (fitness guru)
Sam Nixon (children’s TV presenter)
Jennifer Ellison (actress)
Andy Akinwolere (TV presenter)
Matthew Wolfenden (Emmerdale actor)
Jorgie Porter (Hollyoaks actor)
Sébastien Foucan (founder of freerunning)
Chemmy Alcott (skier)
Mark Rhodes (children TV presenter)
Andy Whyment (Coronation Street actor)
To add insult to injury. The deviant freak Louis Spence is on the panel. If you thought Jason was camp this scumbag will have you throwing stuff at the box!!!
Fortunately the other two judges are skaters.....whoa, novelty. What’s the betting that they manage to slip some pointless non singing singer in to make up four before the weekend. Thank your Gods that Buffoon Bunton has gone!
A lot of folk are not keen on Christine Bleakley. Well I am happy to give her a chance as, although Holly was pleasing on the eye, I have become quite bored with her.
Note: Laila Morse in a skating costume is not for the faint hearted....trust me!
Last edited by Mike Pass
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