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| The Top Gear host once wrote a spit-frothing column saying everyone is thinking of buggering off because Britain is stuffed. “They see the stupid war on drugs and the war on drink and the war on smoking and the war on hunting and the war on fun and the war on scientists and the obsession with the climate and the price of train fares soaring past £1000 and the Guardian power-brokers getting uppity about one shot baboon and not uppity at all about all the dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and how they got rid of Blair only to find the lying twerp is now going to come back even more powerful than ever, and they think, ‘I’ve had enough of this. I’m off.’” |
Whew, that was just one sentence. Come to live with us, Jezza, your blood pressure will thank you. Admittedly, Clarkson says he can’t move to New Zealand because we don’t take people over 40, [which is factually incorrect] but I’m sure we can find an “unless they’re blindingly funny" clause in the immigration rules. And it’s not as if there is anywhere else he fancies. “You can’t go to France because you need to complete 17 forms in triplicate every time you want to build a greenhouse, and you can’t go to Switzerland because you will be reported to your neighbours by the police and subsequently shot in the head if you don’t sweep your lawn properly, and you can’t go to Italy because you’ll soon tire of waking up in the morning to find a horse’s head in your bed because you forgot to give a man called Don a bundle of used notes for ‘organising’ a plumber.”
So you see, Jezza has done it all before, but it would seem there has been yet more erosion of the humour, if they ever had any, of the PC mind control freaks.