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Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his
flat cap on to a pile of hay.
’What on earth are you doing Mick’ says Paddy
; ’Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me’; says an
obviously embarrassed Mick, ’but me and the Missus been having some
trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I
do something sexy to a tractor