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When Crappello was in Tescos car park he saw a frail old lady struggling with a large amount of shopping.
"Can you manage  my dear"? he enquired.
The little old lady said in reply "F##k  Off you signed for 4 years, get on with it...............                        



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A man went to St James Park Nu Castle and at the turnstiles offered a £50 note and said 2 please. The gateman said "What do you want Defenders or Strikers"?.
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The Scouse Invasion Has Been Spreading From Liverpool For Many Years Now. The ’Shell Suit Army’ Has Reached As Far North As Burscough And As Far East As Warrington. Yet Despite Their Progress They Have Not Yet Managed To Successfully Cross The M6. They Have, However, Been Building Up Their Numbers In Skelmersdale For Many Years Now- Turning It Into
What May Be A Strike Base.

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Just heard Liverpool have been bought out by Boston Redsox (U.S.)

Could soon be Burger Kings of Europe.

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Striptease

Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his
flat cap on to a pile of hay.

’What on earth are you doing Mick’ says Paddy
; ’Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me’; says an
obviously embarrassed Mick, ’but me and the Missus been having some
trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I
do something sexy to a tractor
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