john daly
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Status: Offline | I said to the wife "Right my love whats your choice, Spain or Potugal?, whichever you fancy that will do for me." Her eyse were shining, she thought for a minute, then said "You know i really think its Portugal for me." I said Thats good enough for me, i got the car out and told her "Leave it to me"
one hour later i was back "Hello Darling, all done", Well within a short time she was downstairs, two suitcases packed and Passports at the ready.
Women are so funny at times, I have only placed £1. on Portugal to win the Euro Tounament with Ladbrokes, hardly something to get so excited about....
I got ot of the car this morning and it was pouring rain and freezing cold. as I locked it an old down and out tramp in a thin ragged coat came up to me. "Have you the price of a cup of tea for an old soldier wots served his country and is now homeless"
Well i thought who could refuse that.
"Right Old man. The cafe over the road Charge 50p. the one higher up the road charges £1. but whatever you do lad , do not go in Costas as their coffee and tea is £2. a cup"
Well like ASDA. i’m happy to help.
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