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One for the Boys.

Fire broke out at Goodison Park and when the Fire Chief phoned the Chairman he cried "Save the cups and the Silverware", the Chief replied " Don’t worry yourself the fire is nowhere near the Canteen

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04/10/2010 17:49:11

Alan Anthony Yuill
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Scouse bloke driving along in the car, when he gets pulled over by plod.
Police Officer says "Having you been drinking sir?"
Driver replies "Why, Is there a fat bird in the passenger seat!"

Smile and you will always be happy.

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05/10/2010 01:03:27

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Man. United supporter decides to Top himself and rigs a noose in the front room, puts on his M.U. shirt and goes ahead. A neighbour passing by sees this and phones the Police.
They break in and cut the body down,take off his Kit and put him in Stockings and suspenders. The Neighbour seeing this ask why the dress change

The police Inspector explains "To save embarrasment to his family and friends.

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05/10/2010 11:03:58

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Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of manchester united players on them - folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

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05/10/2010 14:45:14

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What do you call a good looking Women on an Everton supporters arm??.

A Tattoo.

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