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My local Bingo Hall has just sacked 13 of their Staff,
"Unlucky for some

What time is Dinner time in Barnsley?, Summat to Eight.

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20/05/2012 17:46:25

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Whenever i see the Headline "Whale washed up on Beach" i always think just how big do they make those Marigold rubber gloves.

I fancy myself as a bit of an artist and yesterday i painted an old tramp asleep on a park bench. If he is still there tomorrow i will give him another coat

I read that Didier Drogba is leaving Chelsea to go to play in China. It will give him the opportunity to visit the 6 year old that made his Boots.

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24/05/2012 13:53:01

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Two elderly men sitting in a nursing home were confronted by a good looking young woman wearing a long coat. She stood in front of them, opened her coat to show her nude body, and said, "Super Sex anyone?" One old man said, "I’ll have chicken noodle."

Smile and you will always be happy.

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24/05/2012 14:24:39

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My family was so poor they couldn’t afford children. The lady next door had me.

Smile and you will always be happy.

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24/05/2012 14:35:40

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

Smile and you will always be happy.

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