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Oh I Do Like To Be  Beside  Merseyside.

With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock.

Two songs not likely to be sung around Liverpool tonight.

Roy Hodgson might be having his Holidays brought forward the way things are going.
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Liverpool 1.  (red white)  Blackpool 2.   (tangerine white)
Puts me in mind of the old nursery rhyme.

oranges and LEMONS.

Sorry Thomas and Tony.



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At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered, goes up to the host and says, "Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?" in a slurred voice.

"I beg your pardon?" says the host.

The drunk asks again: "Do lemons have feathers?" as he struggles to hold his balance.

A rather bemused host says, "No, I don’t think so."

The drunk looks sheepish then says: "Oopsie."

"What?" asks the host.

And the drunk: "I think I’ve just squeezed your canary into my drink."




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Scouse Humour.

Ipswich 2 Leeds 1. Now that is funny!!!
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police cordoned off liverpool city centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

it later turned out to be a tax disc.


Smile and you will always be happy.
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