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|Came home and the wife said "After dinner do you fancy some Sport Relief" I wolfed down my meal and now she tells me its on BBC1 at 7 0clock.|
Jewish girl marries a Paddy and after the Honeymoon she phones her Mother. "Oh Mama the Honeymoon was wonderful he was so romantic and caring. The following day she phones again "Mama please come and get me, he is using filthy four letter words, please come and get me."
Mama says Darling some men are like that they swear a lot but youare married now, you have made your bed you must lie on it. "Oh but what are these dirty four letter words you can tell Mama"
O.K. Mama be prepared........ He keeps saying words like "Dust, Wash, Iron and Cook"
Mama says" The Beast, dont worry i will be there in 20 minutes".