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Murphy was hit by a Thunderbolt during a very bad storm and was killed instantly sufferering 1st. degree burns. At the funeral one of the widows friends asked "Paddy has terrible burns on his skin yet he’s smiling." The widow answered "Yes well when the lightning flashed Murphy thought he was having his Foty took".

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23/09/2010 15:05:34

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Liverpool 2. Northhampton 4.

One consolation from this result is that visitors to Liverpool will increase as the news that the "Shambles" has moved from York to Anfield.

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23/09/2010 18:17:57

Alan Anthony Yuill
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F#ck em all
F#ck em all
At Anfield the Forest did fall
Coz we were not mastered
By Cloughie’s red b##tards
We are the cream of them all

Smile and you will always be happy.

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24/09/2010 23:47:02

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Does anyone know how to cancel an E.Bay bid, I am bidding for a Mickey Mouse outfit, If I cant cancel within 6 minutes I will be the new owner of Liverpool FC.

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25/09/2010 11:38:25

Alan Anthony Yuill
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Good king Wenceslas

Vegard Heggem scored a goal on the feast of Stephen,
Vegard Heggem scored a goal as the fans were leaving,
Liverpool they won three-one
Carragher and Jamie,
Vegard Heggem scored a goal,
All the fans went crazy.

Smile and you will always be happy.

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25/09/2010 15:16:07

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