john daly
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Status: Offline | West Gemany 1972.
Two West German guards are patrolling the Border with the Russian sector on the other side. They see a man hanging from a tree by the wire. As it means a lot of paperwork one guard turns to the other and says "Lets flip him over the wire and he will be in their sector, let them Commie Ba.....ds have him.
One hour later two Russian guards come along seeing the man hanging on the wire."Comrade have a look that stubborn bugger is back again"
Got home to our flat and found the wife laid on the bed crying uncontrollably, her hair a mess and her clothes all torn.
Whats happened love i said.
" Well. she sobbed the T.V. broke down and i happened to mention it to the man upstairs as i put out the rubbish" Go on Love i said grimly.
"He said he could fix it so i brought him in but no sooner was he in the flat he went beserk, he grabbed me and tore off my clothes, he had his hand over my mouth and threatened to kill me if i screamed. Then........he had his evil way with me.... i was helpless.
I stood up and said "Right this calls for swift action , wheres the Phone .........i will call Sky immediatly and get that T.V. fixed."
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