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Quoting: Alan Anthony Yuill
What was the name of the Scottish Dentist?

Phil McCavity  



Alan.

You’ve only got half of the old joke......."Have you heard about the Scottish and Irish dentists....Ben Doon and Phil MacAvity"  
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Alan.

You’ve only got half of the old joke......."Have you heard about the Scottish and Irish dentists....Ben Doon and Phil MacAvity"    




Thanks Ray

Smile and you will always be happy.
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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.?

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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked ’How much is 2x3?’ I said ’6’" "But that’s right!" "Then she asked me ’How much is 3x2?’" "What’s the f*cking difference?" asks the father. "That’s what I said!"

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I just got back from a pleasure trip _I drove my wife to
the Airport.

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she has been giving me lately.

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