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Quoting: Alan Anthony Yuill
Very good John
Have you heard about the pig that took swine flu. First It came out in rashers, then had a dose of the trotters. It then took some oinkment and ended up CURED.
And all the people either stuck in Mexico or had their holidays cancelled. They all must be as sick as a pig or they could just be a bunch of squealers.
All the media experts who are probably exaggerating the seriousness of the situation have been accused of telling porkies.
How did the pig go on holiday. The swine flu.
That’s what I call ’hamming it up!"
Friend of mine has two dogs, he calls them Omega and Timex - well they are watch dogs.
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry
That’s what I call ’hamming it up!"
Friend of mine has two dogs, he calls them Omega and Timex - well they are watch dogs.
Very good Roger
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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Quoting: Rev. Roger Perry
That’s what I call ’hamming it up!"
Friend of mine has two dogs, he calls them Omega and Timex - well they are watch dogs.
Very good Roger
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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[QUOTE]Quoting: Alan Anthony Yuill [I]
Very good Roger
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
Keep ’em coming your Eminememce.
Kid from London were taken out to the Country for a day on a Farm. On returning a Mother asked her son what he had seen. "Well Ma i seen some hens , some goats some chickens and some big Fuc..rs." Mother was shocked and said What was that last one? The kid said "Fuc rs, Teacher called them Heifers but we knew what she meant"
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Am sat in the Pub minding my own business when i notice this this dwarf seemed to be staring at me. After a while i went over and said "What are you looking at Pal?" He said "Not me I am blind", Well i was so embarassed and apologised profusely and as i was walking away hesaid "Thats O.K. you fat ugly Bugger"
Next door i saw a very large Chinese Man in a suit and a black bowler hat, he painted their garage, trimmed the hedge and then cut their grass. I think he is their Oddjob man.
Wearing my swimming goggles , speedo cossie and flippers I was chilling out and thiking how cool i was when the manager walked up to me and said "Put that Cue down now and get out of my Pub"
