|Alan Anthony Yuill|
Membership Level: Full
|Aaron and Lionel are good friends and meet in Brent Cross shopping centre for a chat. Soon they are talking about their wives. "Would you mind, Aaron," asks Lionel, "if I ask you a very intimate question?"|
"Of course not," replies Aaron, "you’re my friend."
"OK," says Lionel, "tell me - do you and your lovely Rebecca ever make love ‘doggy style’?"
"Well not exactly," replies Aaron, "Mine Rebecca is much more into the dog tricks aspect of love making."
"Oh, I see," says Lionel, "she’s a bit kinky, is she?"
"Well, not exactly," replies Aaron, "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and pretends to be dead."
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