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Alan Anthony Yuill
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Smile and you will always be happy.

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29/04/2012 23:22:58

Alan Anthony Yuill
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Smile and you will always be happy.

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29/04/2012 23:26:06

Arthur(Roly) Rowsell
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Quoting: Alan Anthony Yuill
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, �I wish I had bigger t#ts�. The boyfriend says �well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your t#ts for 2 months�. �How will that help to make my tits bigger?� asks the girlfriend.
�Well it worked for your a#s� says the boyfriend.

I�m Back G, Day to every one

Good to see your back. Now get a move on and finish that trench.

Hope your well. You have been missed.

Consult the veteran, not the incompetent Politicians.

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29/04/2012 23:35:53

Alan Anthony Yuill
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Quoting: Arthur(Roly) Rowsell

Good to see your back. Now get a move on and finish that trench.

Hope your well. You have been missed.

Thanks Roly Still got a lot of help mates to finish It
Good to be back

Smile and you will always be happy.

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30/04/2012 00:21:03

Alan Anthony Yuill
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Aaron and Lionel are good friends and meet in Brent Cross shopping centre for a chat. Soon they are talking about their wives. "Would you mind, Aaron," asks Lionel, "if I ask you a very intimate question?"
"Of course not," replies Aaron, "you�re my friend."
"OK," says Lionel, "tell me - do you and your lovely Rebecca ever make love �doggy style�?"
"Well not exactly," replies Aaron, "Mine Rebecca is much more into the dog tricks aspect of love making."
"Oh, I see," says Lionel, "she�s a bit kinky, is she?"
"Well, not exactly," replies Aaron, "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and pretends to be dead."

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30/04/2012 05:11:35

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