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As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists, etc., and in this case a new Urologist for me.
My family Doctor just recently referred me to a recent graduate, female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous...
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, "Because I’m trying to examine you......"
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach... As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, ’The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.’ The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, ’The bigger they are, the dumber the man is’ Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, ’Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
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The young Arkansas groom screeches his truck to a halt in front of his pappy’s house the morning after his honeymoon. He slams the door and walks up to the front porch where his pappy is whittling in his rocker.
Pappy says, "Well how’d it go last night boy?"
"I’m gonna have to leave her pa," he says, "she’s a virgin"
"Well I don’t blame ya boy," pa says, "if she ain’t good enough for her own family then she sure ain’t good enough for ours!"
