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| A few odd ones. |
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I can’t understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true.