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Billy Connolly

  Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I’d sh*g everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I’d stand perfectly still."
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  Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it’s like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there.
-- Anonymous (Metro city radio)

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  I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
-- George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)

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The education of a man is never completed until he dies.

-- Robert Edward Lee

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  Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t try it on.
Billy Connolly
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