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Ron Johnston
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Rhymes off the cuff

I’m not very good at this, but here goes:

"As I slept last night,
I had the darndest dream.
I dreamt I was at a caf after light
I was sat alone eating peaches and cream,
when suddenly I woke with a masive fright
and what I saw made me almost scream.
it was Tony Blair he was now a knight
But he was trying his best to become a Queen."

 



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Quoting: Ron Johnston
I’m not very good at this, but here goes:

"As I slept last night,
I had the darndest dream.
I dreamt I was at a cafe, after light
I was sat alone eating peaches and cream,
when suddenly I woke with a masive fright
and what I saw made me almost scream.
It was Tony Blair, he was now a knight,
but he was trying his best to become our Queen."  

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I think Ive been in that cafe Ron
and guess who I did see
Sitting like a cheshire cat
none other than cherie!!
She ordered loads of lovely food
upon a massive plate
running quite late for the court
she was in quite a state!!
We wondered how she’d eat her meal
time was not on her side
it kinda shocked the lot of us
when she just opened wide!!
’No problem’ were the bellowed words
as she gave a big grin
she lifted that great massive plate
and the whole lot just slid in!!!


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Quoting: Gilli(Mackem) Donkin
I think Ive been in that cafe Ron
and guess who I did see
Sitting like a cheshire cat
none other than cherie!!
She ordered loads of lovely food
upon a massive plate
running quite late for the court
she was in quite a state!!
We wondered how she’d eat her meal
time was not on her side
it kinda shocked the lot of us
when she just opened wide!!
’No problem’ were the bellowed words
as she gave a big grin
she lifted that great massive plate
and the whole lot just slid in!!!


 



Very good Gilli.

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