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thomas fleming
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One For The "REV"

The Looters Prayer.

Our father
who are in prison
my mum knows not his name
The riots come
read it in the sun
In Birmingham, as it is in London
Give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our looting
as we are happy to loot those that defend stuff against us
Lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing
For thine is the Face-book, the Blackberry and Twitter
for ever and ever.......Innit.

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21/06/2012 19:42:49

John Richards
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THE LONDON BUS DRIVER’S PRAYER.

Our Farnham, who art in Hendon,
Hollaway, Turnpike Lane,
Thy Kingston come, Thy Wimbledon,
On Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our Maidenhead,
And forgive us our Westminster,
As we forgive those who Westminster against us.
Lead us not into Penge Station,
But deliver us from Esher.
For Thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Crawley,
For Iver and Iver,
Crouch End.

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23/06/2012 11:21:59

John (scouse) Hirons
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THE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

& I will be drunk,

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

A situation may be desperate but never serious

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23/06/2012 12:10:32

John Richards
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THE ABOVE THREE PERSONS HAVE JUST BEEN EXCOMMUNICATED!

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23/06/2012 12:22:31

Steve Greenwood
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You can’t do that, John!!!
How do you know if they have been communicated?
They (including you!) may be one of those antagonostics or an atheatic or one of the other breed of the non believers.

Live long and prosper

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