Refering to the latest contributionto the "Ban Smoking Saga"that is the introduction of "Shutters" on Supermarket Shelves to hide all Tobacco Products . Next step will be to stop putting a "Fag" into a Dying Servicemans mouth and explain to the poor Bugger ,that Smoking will kill him/her. How about a Parade past the Houses of Parliement wearing Masks half black half white , Smoking Cigarettes, pipes, cigars and Oh Yes Hubbly Bubbly, and carrying Banners with the words Smoking doesnt make me feel "Queer"! and singing Land of no hope and lost Glory,
just a little bit of "Off the Cuff on a wet Sunday Afternoon":thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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If I go out at night, I always avoid the town centre, because of all the heavy smokers fighting outside the tobacconist shops. Some fag shops stay open all night and when the blokes have had too much to smoke, they go home and beat up their wives and kids. I was stopped by the police while driving home and given a nicotine test!
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Tomorrow I shall shuffle up to Tesco’s in my mucky raincoat to get my daily fix of Old Holborn.I shall avoid the sidelong glances of the sanctimonious as the curtains are drawn and I am served.I wonder if they have mucky postcards as well!but this is not Cairo.... Will it make any difference... of course not.Another example of Topsy Turveydom worthy of Gilbert and Sullivan by our government
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Personally, I think the latest Government move to licence smokers themselves is a good one. It will mean that to obtain said licence, a fee will need to be paid and that will be oh, I dunno, about a 1000 pounds per year? That’s more than a dog licence I know, but dogs don’t smoke as a general rule.
All the police will have to do is check your Smoking Licence, and those that don’t have one will be given an instant fine, say the cost of the licence...
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Quoting: Colin Hall Personally, I think the latest Government move to licence smokers themselves is a good one. It will mean that to obtain said licence, a fee will need to be paid and that will be oh, I dunno, about a 1000 pounds per year? That’s more than a dog licence I know, but dogs don’t smoke as a general rule.
All the police will have to do is check your Smoking Licence, and those that don’t have one will be given an instant fine, say the cost of the licence...
