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oh no he cried, I must be hallucinating he turned away ,only to find Julie Andrews in front of him singing DOE a deer afemale deer
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Dear Mother of God he exclaimed I am supposed to be at the Airport by now, He quickly phoned a Cab and was soon sat in the back of Ali Benalis Taxi.
"Are you busy, What time do you finish?" met with no reply. "Put your foot down as i have a Plane to Fly to Florida today". On hearing i was a Pilot Ali Benali suddenly became very friendly and asked me if i had ever contemplated suicide and would i be interested in meeting some of his friends in the back of a Off Licence shop........................

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"RAY" his mate who was sitting  by "ME" ,not "FAR" away "SO" I said "Aye LAR" do you want some "TEA" I havínt †much "DOUGH" left......

(I had to do a very quick editing job as John down-loaded at the same time as me) sounds like a song ???

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made a perect landing in florida but still had hangover,went to disney land to put the thoughts of the two old dears out of my mind,no luck,first person I saw was OLIVE OIL" my soon to be mother in laws double
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Big Jim stood looking at Olive through narrowed eyes. He thought- "I must remember to trim my eyebrows". Olive meant a lot to him, after all she had been Stick Insect of the Year in 1947. He swept her into his arms . . . . . . . .
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