Forces Reunited - Do tell the tale

Turn off these pesky adverts! - What is this?

www.forcesreunited.org.uk >> General >> General >> Do tell the tale
Forces Reunited Forums

<< Prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ... 165 166 Next >>

Author

Topic

raymond hall
"happy bowler"

Membership Level: Full
Posts: 800
Status: Offline

do tell the tale

oh no he cried, I must be hallucinating he turned away ,only to find Julie Andrews in front of him singing DOE a deer afemale deer

Report Post

09/03/2012 09:09:36

john daly
Add Forum Tag

Membership Level: Full
Posts: 8151
Status: Offline

Dear Mother of God he exclaimed I am supposed to be at the Airport by now, He quickly phoned a Cab and was soon sat in the back of Ali Benalis Taxi.
"Are you busy, What time do you finish?" met with no reply. "Put your foot down as i have a Plane to Fly to Florida today". On hearing i was a Pilot Ali Benali suddenly became very friendly and asked me if i had ever contemplated suicide and would i be interested in meeting some of his friends in the back of a Off Licence shop........................

Last edited by john daly

Report Post

09/03/2012 11:06:08

thomas fleming
Add Forum Tag

Membership Level: Full
Posts: 1265
Status: Offline

"RAY" his mate who was sitting by "ME" ,not "FAR" away "SO" I said "Aye LAR" do you want some "TEA" I hav�nt �much "DOUGH" left......

(I had to do a very quick editing job as John down-loaded at the same time as me) sounds like a song ???

Last edited by thomas fleming

Report Post

09/03/2012 11:06:50

raymond hall
"happy bowler"

Membership Level: Full
Posts: 800
Status: Offline

do tell the tale

made a perect landing in florida but still had hangover,went to disney land to put the thoughts of the two old dears out of my mind,no luck,first person I saw was OLIVE OIL" my soon to be mother in laws double

Report Post

09/03/2012 11:28:27

John Richards
"A Happy Poster"

Membership Level: Full
Posts: 3769
Status: Offline

Big Jim stood looking at Olive through narrowed eyes. He thought- "I must remember to trim my eyebrows". Olive meant a lot to him, after all she had been Stick Insect of the Year in 1947. He swept her into his arms . . . . . . . .

Report Post

09/03/2012 12:38:30

<< Prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ... 165 166 Next >>

Moderated By: Murray Whyte, Edward Bishop,Bob Draper

Users Here: