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   be able to put the magic back into your relationship.

 So they set off down to the clearing in the woods and found it was a complete mess . The teddy bears had been there that afternoon having a picnic but they had been naughty little teddies and not taken their rubbish home to put in the recycling bins.    

   Lizzie and BJ set about clearing up the place (luckily Lizzie had thrown on an extra bin bag on in case it got a bit chilly) while Auntie Witch Hazel supervised proceedings. They had just finished when they heard the sound of......

the sound of distant drums (sorry thats another Jim) Heard the sound of some Wizards approaching.
One Wizard was a Comic, one Wizard was head of a 60s Rock Band (I wish it could be Xmas every day) another one was wearing a silly hat and carrying Tinnies of lager, he was the Wizard of Oz and the other one was ex. R.A.F. Wizard Prang. They gave Lizzie a box of Black Magic and Jim got a Spell in his finger, then they drove our two back to the Palma airport and two Broomsticks later the were back in the U.K...................









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....where being British citizens, they were selected for strip searches and interrogation by the airport security who it would seem were members of Al Qaeda on training in GB. After two hours, which included waterboarding, they were grudgingly allowed.......................

Allowed an interpreter as neither of them spoke Urdu or Punjabi and they could not leave Heathrow without their Luggage. Arriving back in London Big Jim and Lizzie went in to.............. [/I]

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Victoria to get a bus...... but they were on strike, so they got on the underground to Tower Hill station. From there they could walk across Tower Bridge to see an old mate of Jim’s who, Jim reckoned would..................