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IAN LEWIS
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Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson

Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He’s clearly run out of dough.

I went to see Ready, Steady, Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.

The Anthony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine …..followed by porridge.

Asked how he feels about stealing a packet of cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn’t very mature – but he stole it anyway

“Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him”

Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson is thinking about reviving his flagging career by taking up singing.
Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams are said to be interested in forming a new super group, but are not sure about the name Take This Take That.

IAN LEWIS
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John Richards
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

It was stuffed up Antony Worrall Thompson’s jumper.
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John (scouse) Hirons
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Recipe for a Worrall Thompson omelette;

Take 6 eggs....

A situation may be desperate but never serious
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John Richards
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Worrall Thompson has said that he needs help get him through his shop lifting problems.

He is enrolling in a Self Help Group.
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paul knapman
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All said and done he will make plenty of dough from this good publicity.............takes the biscuit mind mines a garibaldi

the devil may temp me only god can judge me
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