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Keith Baron
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This morning my wife told me she had put a new shower gel in the bathroom for me.
When I went for my shower I saw the gel was called ’Cool Metal’ The ingredients included Zinc,quartz powder and iron filings. The gel looked like liquid mercury when I applied it, surely it cannot do your skin much good.
I have another one called ’mountain breeze’ which it says gives you a feeling like jumping in an ARCTIC  stream - Nice!.

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Quoting: Keith Baron
This morning my wife told me she had put a new shower gel in the bathroom for me.
When I went for my shower I saw the gel was called ’Cool Metal’ The ingredients included Zinc,quartz powder and iron filings. The gel looked like liquid mercury when I applied it, surely it cannot do your skin much good.
I have another one called ’mountain breeze’ which it says gives you a feeling like jumping in an ARCTIC  stream - Nice!.



Keith.  Be careful in the Bathroom, we have a Deoderant that says "Push up bottom" and an unsociable tablet bottle "Turn and push off"
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Keith.  Be careful in the Bathroom, we have a Deoderant that says "Push up bottom" and an unsociable tablet bottle "Turn and push off"



that’sLifeboy - oh sorry, that’s the name on my soap.

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