IAN LEWIS
"Coldm Guards/RMP"
Membership Level: Full
Posts: 241
Status: Offline | school reunion
Three women met up at a high school reunion, they hadn’t seen each other since their school days and set out to impress each other. The first one said that her husband was so well off he had bought her a new Mercedes. The second one said that her old man was making so much money he was taking her to the French Riviera for two weeks vacation. The third one thought for a minute and said that they didn’t have a lot of money but her husband was so well endowed that when he was aroused thirteen canaries could stand shoulder to shoulder on it! After a while the first admitted that she hadn’t told the truth, what he bought her was a second hand Toyota Echo! The second one said that she too had stretched the truth a little and that they were going to his folks cottage for the weekend! The third one said that she had better tell the truth too, the thirteenth canary had to stand on one leg!!
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