IAN LEWIS "Coldm Guards/RMP"


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This American tourist is doing a walk around in London and makes several stops for a pint or two. by mid afternoon he finds himself bursting for a leak but can’t find a public convenience. Eventually he just can’t wait any longer and has just got his zipper down when the long arm of the law taps him on the shoulder and he has to explain his predicament. The constable tells the over full yank " You come along a me, sir". He takes him down this little lane, opens a gate and tells him to go inside and just let it go. The Yank is tickled pink and says "This must be your well known British hospitality" The copper replies "No sir, it’s the well known French Embassy"!! | IAN LEWIS | | Report Post |
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