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Status: Offline | Grand dad was always a stubborn bugger, even when two doctors told him he only had six months to live he was determined to prove them wrong. "I’ll show ’em " he told me He shot himself after two weeks.
The girl friend and I were in bed talking about sex and the riskiest place one had done it. I told her "I once had it in the Zoo" she said "That does not sound very risky" I told her "It is if you try and have it with an Ostrich" "Ooh" she said "Bet that hurt" So I told her "Yes it does but only until you get in step"
Chinese feller goes in the Bank and changes some money, the following day he is in there again and get less Stirling for his Yen. "Yesterday I come in and get more money, why is that" he asks. the Bank clerk says "Fluctuations" The Chinamen says "And Fluck you Blitish too"
We had a Band some years ago called "Missing Cat"
you might have seen our name on Posters.
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