john daly
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Status: Offline | Two shopfitters are doing out an empty shop and pause for a break,sat having a cup of tea one says to the other "It won’t be long before some nosey old Bast..d asks us what the shop is going to sell".
Sure enough it is not long before An old fellow pokes his head round the door "What are you selling " one workman nudges the other, " Can’t you see we are selling Assholes," Quick as a flash the old Lad says "Well you must have had a good day, i see you’ve only got two left".
Prime minister Tony Blair and Gordon were in Africa and addressed a rally of half a million Tribesmen.
" I have come to day to tell you that the UK. will supply you with Electricity,and Water for all your homes." The Crowd stamp their feet and shout "Umbala Umbala, "Furthermore myself and Mr. Brown will see all your children get a good school education and all medical help needed." Again the crowd go wild, waving their spears and crying "Umbala"
On the way back to the Plane Blair says I think that went well don’t you Gordon?.
As they are crossing the tarmac to the Plane an African minister sees a pile of Elephant Sh.t in their path. "Mr Prime Minister be careful you don’t step in that "Umbala" | | Report Post |
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